THEY WALK AMONG US, Part 2
by Michael B. Druxman on 07/25/11
July 26, 2011
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
The next day someone stole it!
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I stopped at McDonald's and ordered some fries. The girl behind the counter said "Would you like some fries with that?"
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime.
She shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff."
THEY WALK AMONG US!
You have a creative day.
Michael
