The Dentist
by Michael B. Druxman on 07/04/11July 5, 2011
Tomorrow morning (6), very early, I go in for my medical procedure, so I might not be posting for a day or two.
In the meantime, here's a joke for you:
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles," the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a painkiller."
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
You have a creative day.
Michael
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