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NEGATIVE!

by Michael B. Druxman on 07/14/11

July 15, 2011

The results of the medical procedure I underwent last week were:

NEGATIVE!

Wheew!

Now here are some jokes I was sent:

A Jewish woman goes to see her Rabbi and asks, "Yankele and Yosele are both in love with me, who will be the lucky one?''

The wise old Rabbi answers: "Yankele will marry you. Yosele will be the lucky one."
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If a married Jewish man is walking alone in a park and expresses an opinion without anybody hearing him, is he still wrong?
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My father says, "Marry a girl who has the same belief as the family."

I said, "Dad, why would I marry a girl who thinks I'm a schmuck?"

You have a creative weekend and I'll be back on Monday.

Michael

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