Golf
by Michael B. Druxman on 07/07/11
July 8, 2011
So, the medical procedure on Wednesday went okay.
I was back home by 2:30, then I made the mistake of taking 2 Tylenol PM tablets. [I didn't read the label.]
At 3, I lay down and slept until 7. Then, I got up, had a light dinner and was back in bed by 9. Slept until 7 the next morning.
Was I well rested.
I won't know the results of the procedure until next Thursday. My fingers are crossed. Please do the same.
Now, here's a joke I was sent:
A foursome of guys was waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women's tee. The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten feet. Then she went over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those f***ing lessons I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 63.
Golf can sometimes be dangerous.
You have a creative weekend and I'll be back on Monday.
Michael
