Final Proof
by Michael B. Druxman on 05/16/11
May 17, 2011
Yesterday, I received the final layout proof from the publisher for my forthcoming book, DRACULA MEETS JACK THE RIPPER And Other Revisionist Histories.
Sandy and I will both copy edit it over the next several days while awaiting to see the book's cover.
I've also been sending out flyers for The Hollywood Legends plays to virtually every theater in the country. I've found a website that lists the theaters by state, so I'm taking it one state at a time. Slow process.
Now, here's a joke I was sent:
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.
After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor
was writing on his clipboard.
"What is the matter with you?!" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
You have a creative day.
Michael
