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Easter Jokes

by Michael B. Druxman on 04/24/11

April 25, 2011

First, I've got a couple of new DVD reviews posted on the Best Bets on DVD, accessible via the link in the Introduction section on this page.

They are BLUE VALENTINE, which got a Best Actress Oscar nomination this past year for Michelle Williams, and also the SOPHIA LOREN AWARD COLLECTIONS (3 films), so take a look.

Now, I realize that I'm a day late, but here are a couple of Easter-related jokes I was sent. [Please forgive the CAPS.]

IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER.

WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR.

"PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS ' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY."

"WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED, "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!"

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ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT AN EGG.

HE POINTED AT THE EGG AND ASKED THE CHILDREN, "WHAT'S IN HERE?"

"I KNOW!" A LITTLE BOY EXCLAIMED. "PANTYHOSE !!"

You have a creative day.

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