Anniversary Weekend
by Michael B. Druxman on 04/27/11
April 28, 2011
Tomorrow (29) is wife Sandy and my 10th wedding anniversary, so I am going to take the day off.
Work-wise, I'm waiting for the initial proofs for the last four plays in The Hollywood Legends series to arrive for correction, a task that will probably take me well into next week to complete.
Beyond that, I have to correct the edited proof of my upcoming DRACULA MEETS JACK THE RIPPER And Other Revisionist Histories...which should take another week.
So, here's two more jokes to hold you until Monday. Again, please forgive the CAPS.
THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, "YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?"
THE SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, "WELL, NO. I WAS JUST PLANNING TO SUPPORT YOUR DAUGHTER. THE REST OF YOU WILL HAVE TO FEND FOR YOURSELVES."
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A LITTLE BOY IN CHURCH FOR THE FIRST TIME WATCHED AS THE USHERS PASSED AROUND THE OFFERING PLATES.
WHEN THEY CAME NEAR HIS PEW, THE BOY SAID LOUDLY, "DON'T PAY FOR ME DADDY. I'M UNDER FIVE."
Have a creative weekend.
Michael
